“My dear boy, what on earth happened to you?” Aziraphale exclaimed, taking in the state of Crowley’s hands and lower arms. They were quite literally crisscrossed with scratches, some of them welling with blood.
“Your wild animal happened to them, that’s what,” he said, glaring down at his arms. The wounds disappeared with a whoosh of air. They wouldn’t have dared to do otherwise
Aziraphale looked at him like he had lost his mind. “My…wild animal?”
“That thing.” Crowley said tersely, jerking his head towards the malevolent being of fuzziness that hissed at him from the corner.
The angel’s face cleared. “Oh, you mean Neko!” He scooped up the kitten in his, Crowley noted in disgust, completed unmarked arms. “Don’t worry about the big bad demon,” Aziraphale cooed to it, “he’s really a softy at heart.”
Crowley glared at him. Unfortunately, neither Aziraphale or the kitten disappeared. “Just for that, you’re paying for lunch, angel.”
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“Your wild animal happened to them, that’s what,” he said, glaring down at his arms. The wounds disappeared with a whoosh of air. They wouldn’t have dared to do otherwise
Aziraphale looked at him like he had lost his mind. “My…wild animal?”
“That thing.” Crowley said tersely, jerking his head towards the malevolent being of fuzziness that hissed at him from the corner.
The angel’s face cleared. “Oh, you mean Neko!” He scooped up the kitten in his, Crowley noted in disgust, completed unmarked arms. “Don’t worry about the big bad demon,” Aziraphale cooed to it, “he’s really a softy at heart.”
Crowley glared at him. Unfortunately, neither Aziraphale or the kitten disappeared. “Just for that, you’re paying for lunch, angel.”