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ekaterinnSo I was looking at some Supernatural posts that people made and wondering if I should try and download it, since I have more free time now, when I remembered a conversation I had with ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
the_acrobat about what it would be like if Rodney and John were monster-hunters:
ekaterinn: John and Rodney should go out chasing supernatural things
ekaterinn: and meet up with both (at different times) Daniel and "Adam" on the road
ekaterinn: and there would much goodness
ekaterinn: with cuddling and angst and omgwedidn'tdie sex
the_acrobat: They should!
and so while driving through New Jersey, they're forced to stop...
ekaterinn: as John seems to both possessed by a demon *and* really sick
ekaterinn: there's just this obnoxious doctor who keeps changing his mind about what is really going on and Rodney is going mad with fear and worry and the overflow from the demon
the_acrobat: Rodney would try to KILL house.
ekaterinn: ...with his *mind*.
ekaterinn: I can just picture the Ducklings trying to explain the new treatment regime or tests to him
ekaterinn: poor Foreman is exhuasted, trying to keep tabs both on House and Rodney, who keeps bringing mystical crystals into John's room and laying them on him and looking both extremely skeptical and blindingly hopeful
ekaterinn: Rodney would storm into House's office and scream at him, after he bit the Ducklings' heads off
the_acrobat: Meanwhile calling House stupid...
the_acrobat: And then Wilson walks in...
ekaterinn: and he kind of blinks and holds up his hands
ekaterinn: and both House and Rodney turn to look at him
the_acrobat: And Rodney's like, "James?"
ekaterinn: omg YES!
ekaterinn: "Rodney? Rodney McKay? I thought you were on the other side of the world."
the_acrobat: And then Rodney's like, "My lover is DYING and this IDIOT is.... AN IDIOT."
ekaterinn: And then House glares and goes. "You two go and have a happy reunion, while I try to figure out what's wrong with my patient."
the_acrobat: He spins his cane. And while they're talking, he goes and cures John.
the_acrobat: And Rodney's all "OMGWTFBBQ I thought I was hating on you for being incompetant!"
ekaterinn: there's still the demon possession
ekaterinn: or does House manage to cure that too?
the_acrobat: Of course. He's *House*.
ekaterinn: and Rodney is glancing back and forth between House and the amulet he is holding in his hand
ekaterinn: and House says, "I once treated a werewolf. This wasn't so different."
the_acrobat: Heheheheh...
ekaterinn: and meanwhile Rodney doesn't know whether to vent and rant or simply to sag with relief, because Jon's *okay*, he's not possessed, he's not sick, he's okay.
the_acrobat:
And Wilson is rubbing his back comfortingly and both House and John are like, *SEETHE*
ekaterinn: and House is plotting how best to get the entire knowing Rodney story out of Wilson
ekaterinn: and John thinks that he feels so much better, why don't they just leave NOW.
ekaterinn: of course, then it turns out that Rodney wants to go to *Canada* because there have been reports of a flesh-eating monster in the Toronto area
ekaterinn: which is fine, except John really had a image of them heading south.
the_acrobat: Does it cause a big conflict?
ekaterinn: Georgia maybe with iced tea and nice weather
the_acrobat: You know, we do drink iced tea in Canada, too.
ekaterinn: he's pretty sure there's monsters there too - just not ones that look like giant BUGS
ekaterinn: hush, John has this whole Southern seduction scene planned out
ekaterinn: he feels they deserve some recovery time
ekaterinn: and Rodney is all like "my flesh-eating monsters are better than your *imaginary* ones"
the_acrobat: Hehehe...
ekaterinn: *grins*
ekaterinn: of course, what John can't say is that he was really scared in the hospital for himself and Rodney and then maybe a bit jealous of Wilson
the_acrobat: Does he insist on going South? And Rodney, because he was so worried, agrees?
ekaterinn: so they go to Savannah
ekaterinn: and it rains all the damn time
ekaterinn: but they don't particularly care because they're spending most of it in bed.
ekaterinn: actually I want to have John shaking in his sleep, not nightmares, not exactly, but still unsettling
the_acrobat: Aftershocks?
ekaterinn: and Rodney holding onto him at night, saying "I won't let you go. I won't"
ekaterinn: Yeah
ekaterinn: but it gets Rodney even more worried, and though he complains a lot: "I thought you said *nice* weather, not a *monsoon*." and "City of the Garden of Good and Evil, *right.*", he's glad that they both seem to be out of danger for the moment.
ekaterinn: Flesh-eating monsters can *wait*.
the_acrobat: Yes. And then they go to Canada.
ekaterinn: the flesh-eating monsters are on the move!
the_acrobat: Yes!
ekaterinn: John thinks that may be trying to make a pattern that would open a gateway to Hell
ekaterinn: Rodney accuses him of reading too much fantasy and John goes "we hunt supernatural monsters, dear."
the_acrobat: And Rodney's like, "I've read Death and the Compass. We're just going to wind up dead."
ekaterinn: *laughs*
ekaterinn: and John smiles at him and says, "We're going to *win*." Then he puts on his sunglasses.
ekaterinn: Rodney groans. "We're doomed."
the_acrobat: And John's like, "Stop reading Borges. It's bad for you."
ekaterinn: "Yes, well at least I finish my books. How long have you been reading War and Peace, anyway?"
the_acrobat: "Well, I've finished lots of OTHER books in the meantime."
ekaterinn: "I've said it before, I'll say it again, bad fantasy and sports memoirs do *not* count."
the_acrobat: "I read other things!"
ekaterinn: "Dragons and sports metaphors, What a waste of a mind." Rodney shakes his head sadly.
the_acrobat: John's just like, "Grr..." and hides his copy of "The Birth of Tragedy" at the bottom of his bag so Rodney will never find it.
ekaterinn: hee!
ekaterinn: John's wondering whether to start up the "dragons are cool! they fly!" argument again when they quite literally run into one of the flesh-eating monsters
the_acrobat: Hahahaha...
ekaterinn: and John's all like "My CAR!"
the_acrobat: YES!
ekaterinn: Rodney yelps. "Forget the damned car, you moron! We're about to be next course on that thing's feast of human flesh!"
ekaterinn: John goes..."but..." and looks mournfully at Rodney. The he shoots the monster, while Rodney frantically tries to remember ancient monster-killing chants.
ekaterinn: Surprisingly enough the monster dies quite easily, though John shoots it a couple more times to be sure (and as revenge for his car!)
ekaterinn: but they know it wasn't the only one, so Rodney takes some pictures to send to Carson, a geneticist friend of his with an interest in the unusual
ekaterinn: and it takes them most of the night to clean the mess off the car.
the_acrobat: Ick.
ekaterinn: the only thing that stops Rodney from throwing up is the knowledge that it would just add to the stink
the_acrobat: But he has to swallow like a billion times.
ekaterinn: and really, Georgia was *nice*. good food, lots of sex, only imaginary monsters
ekaterinn: He just wants to find a hotel and stumble into bed, but John is almost scarily resolute now, determined to find the nest of the flesh-eating monsters and put an end to all of them.
ekaterinn: They hurt his CAR.
the_acrobat about what it would be like if Rodney and John were monster-hunters:ekaterinn: John and Rodney should go out chasing supernatural thingsekaterinn: and meet up with both (at different times) Daniel and "Adam" on the roadekaterinn: and there would much goodnessekaterinn: with cuddling and angst and omgwedidn'tdie sexthe_acrobat: They should!and so while driving through New Jersey, they're forced to stop...
ekaterinn: as John seems to both possessed by a demon *and* really sickekaterinn: there's just this obnoxious doctor who keeps changing his mind about what is really going on and Rodney is going mad with fear and worry and the overflow from the demonthe_acrobat: Rodney would try to KILL house.ekaterinn: ...with his *mind*.ekaterinn: I can just picture the Ducklings trying to explain the new treatment regime or tests to himekaterinn: poor Foreman is exhuasted, trying to keep tabs both on House and Rodney, who keeps bringing mystical crystals into John's room and laying them on him and looking both extremely skeptical and blindingly hopefulekaterinn: Rodney would storm into House's office and scream at him, after he bit the Ducklings' heads offthe_acrobat: Meanwhile calling House stupid...the_acrobat: And then Wilson walks in...ekaterinn: and he kind of blinks and holds up his hands ekaterinn: and both House and Rodney turn to look at himthe_acrobat: And Rodney's like, "James?"ekaterinn: omg YES!ekaterinn: "Rodney? Rodney McKay? I thought you were on the other side of the world."the_acrobat: And then Rodney's like, "My lover is DYING and this IDIOT is.... AN IDIOT."ekaterinn: And then House glares and goes. "You two go and have a happy reunion, while I try to figure out what's wrong with my patient."the_acrobat: He spins his cane. And while they're talking, he goes and cures John.the_acrobat: And Rodney's all "OMGWTFBBQ I thought I was hating on you for being incompetant!"ekaterinn: there's still the demon possessionekaterinn: or does House manage to cure that too?the_acrobat: Of course. He's *House*.ekaterinn: and Rodney is glancing back and forth between House and the amulet he is holding in his handekaterinn: and House says, "I once treated a werewolf. This wasn't so different."the_acrobat: Heheheheh...ekaterinn: and meanwhile Rodney doesn't know whether to vent and rant or simply to sag with relief, because Jon's *okay*, he's not possessed, he's not sick, he's okay.the_acrobat:And Wilson is rubbing his back comfortingly and both House and John are like, *SEETHE*
ekaterinn: and House is plotting how best to get the entire knowing Rodney story out of Wilsonekaterinn: and John thinks that he feels so much better, why don't they just leave NOW.ekaterinn: of course, then it turns out that Rodney wants to go to *Canada* because there have been reports of a flesh-eating monster in the Toronto areaekaterinn: which is fine, except John really had a image of them heading south.the_acrobat: Does it cause a big conflict?ekaterinn: Georgia maybe with iced tea and nice weatherthe_acrobat: You know, we do drink iced tea in Canada, too.ekaterinn: he's pretty sure there's monsters there too - just not ones that look like giant BUGSekaterinn: hush, John has this whole Southern seduction scene planned outekaterinn: he feels they deserve some recovery timeekaterinn: and Rodney is all like "my flesh-eating monsters are better than your *imaginary* ones"the_acrobat: Hehehe...ekaterinn: *grins*ekaterinn: of course, what John can't say is that he was really scared in the hospital for himself and Rodney and then maybe a bit jealous of Wilsonthe_acrobat: Does he insist on going South? And Rodney, because he was so worried, agrees?ekaterinn: so they go to Savannahekaterinn: and it rains all the damn timeekaterinn: but they don't particularly care because they're spending most of it in bed.ekaterinn: actually I want to have John shaking in his sleep, not nightmares, not exactly, but still unsettlingthe_acrobat: Aftershocks?ekaterinn: and Rodney holding onto him at night, saying "I won't let you go. I won't"ekaterinn: Yeah ekaterinn: but it gets Rodney even more worried, and though he complains a lot: "I thought you said *nice* weather, not a *monsoon*." and "City of the Garden of Good and Evil, *right.*", he's glad that they both seem to be out of danger for the moment.ekaterinn: Flesh-eating monsters can *wait*.the_acrobat: Yes. And then they go to Canada.ekaterinn: the flesh-eating monsters are on the move!the_acrobat: Yes!ekaterinn: John thinks that may be trying to make a pattern that would open a gateway to Hellekaterinn: Rodney accuses him of reading too much fantasy and John goes "we hunt supernatural monsters, dear."the_acrobat: And Rodney's like, "I've read Death and the Compass. We're just going to wind up dead."ekaterinn: *laughs*ekaterinn: and John smiles at him and says, "We're going to *win*." Then he puts on his sunglasses.ekaterinn: Rodney groans. "We're doomed."the_acrobat: And John's like, "Stop reading Borges. It's bad for you."ekaterinn: "Yes, well at least I finish my books. How long have you been reading War and Peace, anyway?"the_acrobat: "Well, I've finished lots of OTHER books in the meantime."ekaterinn: "I've said it before, I'll say it again, bad fantasy and sports memoirs do *not* count."the_acrobat: "I read other things!"ekaterinn: "Dragons and sports metaphors, What a waste of a mind." Rodney shakes his head sadly.the_acrobat: John's just like, "Grr..." and hides his copy of "The Birth of Tragedy" at the bottom of his bag so Rodney will never find it.ekaterinn: hee!ekaterinn: John's wondering whether to start up the "dragons are cool! they fly!" argument again when they quite literally run into one of the flesh-eating monstersthe_acrobat: Hahahaha...ekaterinn: and John's all like "My CAR!"the_acrobat: YES!ekaterinn: Rodney yelps. "Forget the damned car, you moron! We're about to be next course on that thing's feast of human flesh!"ekaterinn: John goes..."but..." and looks mournfully at Rodney. The he shoots the monster, while Rodney frantically tries to remember ancient monster-killing chants.ekaterinn: Surprisingly enough the monster dies quite easily, though John shoots it a couple more times to be sure (and as revenge for his car!)ekaterinn: but they know it wasn't the only one, so Rodney takes some pictures to send to Carson, a geneticist friend of his with an interest in the unusualekaterinn: and it takes them most of the night to clean the mess off the car.the_acrobat: Ick.ekaterinn: the only thing that stops Rodney from throwing up is the knowledge that it would just add to the stinkthe_acrobat: But he has to swallow like a billion times.ekaterinn: and really, Georgia was *nice*. good food, lots of sex, only imaginary monstersekaterinn: He just wants to find a hotel and stumble into bed, but John is almost scarily resolute now, determined to find the nest of the flesh-eating monsters and put an end to all of them.ekaterinn: They hurt his CAR.
