in which no ducks are harmed

[ekaterinn]

It's very like my family to be all in other parts of the house, reading/writing/messing about with Itunes. Family togetherness only get you so much. *g* I'm additionally on duck-cooking duty. Jeez, you cook one turkey without giving food-poisoning to anyone, and suddenly you're the expert meat-cooker in the family. In revenge, I'm going make them all watch A Colbert Christmas Special after dinner...I, um, might not be very good at vengeance.