important question

[ekaterinn]

how do you kill zombies again?

Comments

[klo-the-hobbit.livejournal.com]

Beheading? General sharp force trauma to the brain area? Sam and Dean choose to go with nailing back into the coffin. I dunno, my zombie lore is somewhat fuzzy. I do remember that Shaun killed them with Enya records though.....
*klo*

[ekaterinn.livejournal.com]

It's for a story...general blunt trauma sounds sounds good though. *g* Thanks!

[klo-the-hobbit.livejournal.com]

Oh hey! Peter Jackson used a lawnmower and a blender in his zombie movie. And one of the zombies was an ex kung-fu priest, so you know he was preaching the truth sistah.
*klo*

[aishuu.livejournal.com]

Salt!

[alimaaneal.livejournal.com]

Severe damage to the central nervous system, i.e. beheading, head bashing, etc. Depends on your mythos, though. Are they merely walking autonomic systems or do they have some level of consciousness? What are the mechanisms that make them run? Biological or spiritual? In one story I read, spirits possessed cadavers and the center of their possession was the heart so you had to destroy the heart. If it's viral than any significant damage to the physical structure should be sufficient.

[amai.livejournal.com]

How is that you know so much about zombies? I'm checking your closets when I get back for zombie-bashing weapons!

[alimaaneal.livejournal.com]

We don't keep them in the closet silly! They're out in the garage so that you can send out the expendable person to retrieve them. Besides, we keep all the vampire hunting gear in the closet, right next to the mystical crossbow and silver tipped arrows that take care of werewolves.

[narnia-girl.livejournal.com]

So where do you keep your clothes?

[alimaaneal.livejournal.com]

Don't you know pants only slow you down, especially if you're being chased by zombies.

[narnia-girl.livejournal.com]

But you don't wear pants

[alimaaneal.livejournal.com]

Because they slow you down...

[amai.livejournal.com]

You got to get them in the BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS~

Ah man! I wish I had a zombie icon right now! Oh well captialism works too!!

[nananatalies.livejournal.com]

With George Romero at your side!!

[narnia-girl.livejournal.com]

zombies?? I would just run!


I need your flight number and stuff!

[beccadg.livejournal.com]

Heh, I like fire myself, but then I'm use to dealing with magical zombies where chopping them into little pieces only gets you lots of little independently moving pieces. Those you've got to either have the magic to counter the magic that raised them, or roast them down to nothing but a greasy stain on the ground. Like alimaaneal (http://alimaaneal.livejournal.com/) said it depends on the kind of zombies you're dealing with. ;)

[mklutz]

Cast "Life" on them!

[the-acrobat.livejournal.com]

Best. Answer. Ever.

[beccadg.livejournal.com]

Aww, but it's SOP for a number of video game RPG's. With those zombies "Cure" does damage, and "Life" destroys them. Okay, I did wish I thought to mention it in my post. x_x

[suaine.livejournal.com]

Chop off their head. I also hear fire works pretty well. Dissolving liquids, like highly concentrated acids. Meatgrinder. Liquid nitrogen and a hammer. Hand-held rocket launcher. Squash them in a car-press.

Uhm, yes, I have thought about this a bit.

Baseball bat.

[kagyakusha.livejournal.com]

Possibly a hockey stick.

To the head I mean.

But if you set them on fire, it's probably unwise to roast marshmallows...think of the chemicals. yuck!

[fanelia-angel.livejournal.com]

you could try snarfling its face?

:chomp: :chomp: :chomp: then KABLOOEY!