in which no ducks are harmed

[ekaterinn]

It's very like my family to be all in other parts of the house, reading/writing/messing about with Itunes. Family togetherness only get you so much. *g* I'm additionally on duck-cooking duty. Jeez, you cook one turkey without giving food-poisoning to anyone, and suddenly you're the expert meat-cooker in the family. In revenge, I'm going make them all watch A Colbert Christmas Special after dinner...I, um, might not be very good at vengeance.

Comments

[ohtori-akio.livejournal.com]

...adoption? Then nobody has to cook anyone. I mean, unless you just want to, but I recommend keeping a spare around just in case.

[ekaterinn.livejournal.com]

Mmm, that might be a thought. But how would I get on Dr. Phil then?

(Hey, if you adopt, I'll totally babysit! Am trustworthy because am a teacher. *nodnod* Will not cook friend's children. Very annoying students are another story.)

[ohtori-akio.livejournal.com]

Oh gods no. No children for me. You just can't *talk* to kids for such an inconveniently long period of time.